Friday, August 22, 2008

Premature Ejaculization


"Laziness is a virtue." - Eric S. Raymond

"Premature optimization is the root of all evil." - Donald Knuth

Word. So, I'm imagining breakfast with Eric and Donald...

8:30am

Don: We're out of eggs. I'm going to the store.

Eric: O.K. I'll wait here.


9:15am

Don: There's no bread. I'm going to the store.

Eric: Yeah. Whatever.


10:00am

Don: Ooops. Out of OJ. I'll be right back.

Eric: Could you move to one side? I'm watching the game.


10:45am

Don: Damn. No toilet paper. Breakfast will have to wait a bit longer.

Eric: Could you pick up some beer?